SOUP NAZI: Next!
ELAINE: Hello.
SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. You’re wasting everyone’s time.
ELAINE: I don’t want soup. I can make my own soup. ” 5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery.”
SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom.
ELAINE: Yeah, that’s right. I got ‘em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab
chowder, mulligatawny.
SOUP NAZI: Mulliga…tawny?
ELAINE: You’re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!!!!(via The Soup Nazi)
One of the best Seinfeld’s ever!
